Almond Croissants

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Almost a year ago, my best friend Flash and I entered into a wager. While travelling in 2011, I had bought some blue rocks from Northern India which were sold to me as Sapphires. Call me a Muppet but I believed the Kashmiri man and his pale brown eyes, I believed his finely woven yarn; how they were an absolute bargain, how you wouldn’t find others of their size and quality for their price. I mean they were just so sparkly, so sparkly and so big – I couldn’t resist. I didn’t resist. I parted with £150 for the pair.

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Fast forward six months and Flash and I were in London having one of our usual debates/arguments. Which went along the lines of this:

“You’re an idiot – of course they’re not Sapphires. How much did you pay?”

“£150.”

“Ha, ha, ha. There is absolutely no way that they’re real.”

I had to say at this point, I agreed. The last time that I had taken precious stones to a jeweler it hadn’t gone well. I wanted to get a ring that my great aunt had left me insured. Gold, studded with diamonds and sapphires, it was my most prized possession. I walked into the shop, opened the antique box and stood back proudly. The jeweler walked past and looked excited. The ring was going to be worth an absolute fortune, I was sure of it.

“This looks like quite a piece.”

“Yes, it is beautiful isn’t it? It was left to me by my great aunt, so it’s very special,” I said proudly.

He picked it up and took it to the back to have a look at it through his special magnifying lens. I waited. ‘£1,000…£1,500,’ my mind debated. ‘It’s got loads of diamonds – maybe £2,000.’

He returned and delivered his much anticipated verdict: “This is a show ring.”

‘A show ring…yes it does look rather showy, perhaps it’s worth more, £3,000,’ I thought happily and asked: “A show ring? So how much exactly is it worth?”

“A show ring. As in it’s completely fake. I’m afraid it’s not worth anything.”

My pride took a severe bashing as I tried (unsuccessfully) to look like I couldn’t care less. As I tried to laugh it off.

Anyhow, though I had this embarrassing story in my closet, it wasn’t enough to deter me from having an argument with Flash. Even if I didn’t believe in their validity, that wouldn’t stop me from pretending that I did. And that’s what I did.

“Well, I think you’re wrong. I reckon they are real actually.”

“100% they’ll be worth under a tenner.”

“£400 – £500,” I retaliated, to which Flash returned a patronising laugh.

“Would you be willing to back that up?”

(Oh oh) “Yes.”

“How much?”

(Oh god) “I don’t bet with money, it’s distasteful (nice one). How about a Sportman’s bet?”

“How about this: whoever loses has to buy the other breakfast?”

“That sounds good to me, but how are we going to know who has won?”

The answer lay a ten minute taxi journey away; in London’s precious stone capital Hatton Garden. Fifteen minutes later, I was back in the same situation that had left me humiliated all those years before. But this time it was worse, this time I also had a smug Flash standing behind me. I handed over my plastic bag to the old man and braced myself.

After what felt like an eternity, he looked up from his glass and said: “Well they’re Sapphires.”

Relief washed over me and I turned and gave Flash one my own smug smiles. Flash wasn’t defeated yet though: “So,” he questioned the jeweler  “how much are they worth?”

“About £100 a carat.”

Flash turned to me, “Well they’re closer to a tenner than they are to £500!”

“No, no,” the jeweler interrupted, “£100 a carat – and these are 10 carats.”

Maths has never been my strong point, but even my mental arithmetic could cope with this. I turned back to Flash, “£1,000! They’re worth £1,000!”

After thanking the jeweler and taking back my legitimate sapphires we left. Back on London’s streets, Flash wasn’t finished with me yet:

“Yes, fine, you were right about them being sapphires, but you were actually as far out on what they were worth as me. So technically you didn’t win the bet.”

“Oh whatever, I have sapphires, real sapphires! I don’t care.”

“Well, how about I buy you breakfast and you buy me breakfast.”

And that’s exactly what we did. Which brings me to this blog’s title – which no doubt you were wondering about. We went to the Apostrophe opposite St Paul’s and bought each-other an almond croissant and now, whenever I have an almond croissant (like just now), I think back to that day and smile.

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